This is — no kidding, swear-to-god — a heart necklace my brother-in-law made out of toenail clippings #redneckxmas
The @FCShirtsUnited Twitter account got an interesting new follower today. After a quick skim of the new follower’s recent tweets, I actually (embarrassingly) thought it was real. Later I got another new follower, who also looked real at first glance. But then I happened to notice one of their tweets that sounded oddly familiar, so I brought up the other new follower’s page. . . Sure enough. Spammers.
It’s a new (to me, at least) spammer scam. It’s more subtle than what I’ve usually seen, which is usually just an account with a crazy name that follows or mentions one of the accounts I run, possibly with a short phrase or a few random words, and then a link. Those are obviously spam, and I admit to a certain satisfaction in marking them as such in my Twitter app.
But this new style is more subtle, and seems aimed at a longer play. Before starting whatever spammy activity is surely planned, these accounts are being established more carefully. A single one of these accounts could almost be confused with a real (if annoying, repetitive, and kind of dumb) person. But two together clearly shows the pattern, including the intentional attempt to make them seem random, different, and more believable.
I give you: Exhibits A and B, “tomiko lykins” and “shaquita link”.
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tomiko lykins |
shaquita link |
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My annoying sister has put something on my mac. Was that really necessary? #somad | My cheeky brother has changed something on my mac. I wish I understood more about these things #somad |
Feel great right now. Not sure what I consumed that has done this, but would like to feel it more often. :) | Feel tip-top today. Not sure what I imbibed that has done this, but would like to feel it more often. :) |
How come when I put the Sky control down, I can never find it for ages.!! | How is it when I lay the Sky control down, I can never find it again#wtf |
Taking my friend to a speed dating later. Should be interesting, lol | Taking my sister to a singles night later. Weirdly nervous for her, :) |
etc. | etc. |
(They aren’t tweeted in that same order; I found the similar ones and matched them that way.)
So, anyway — if you’re followed by similar fake young British-y women, mark them as spam ASAP, before whatever diabolical plan they’re part of can come to fruition!
happy trash can is happy
daughter’s first trial of marbleized nails
How they decorate Fuddruckers in Kerrville
Everyone gets leftovers
The Cat Who Packed Herself In Suitcases
someone got into the candy too early :-(
Last thing: Because we’re both on the internet right now and these answers are for people who want to know about webcomics, well, someday you are going to run into some jerks who will tell you your comic sucks the worst forever or something. Even though we’re all grown ups and you know better, you’ll probably feel pretty down about it. Remember that usually they really are jerks because jeez, are we on the internet or are we on the internet? That’s where jerks live. You probably already know the weaknesses in your work because you are a Great Artist in the Making and we are all our own worst critics. Remember that on the internet you can go to a place that reviews Citizen Kane and underneath it someone will have written “this is the most overrated piece of shit on planet Earth.” Then remember that whoever said that doesn’t matter. So keep it up! And nuts to the haters, you’re the best.
— FAQ/About page for “Hark, a vagrant”, Kate Beaton
Car for sale, less than 100K miles
shroom in the city
our derp cat, who likes to sit and stare at the wall
supervising
Sunset from the highway (no filter)
the old “the cat sat on my homework” excuse
recursive plants
ACL, day 3 (at @ElbowOfficial)
Hrmm, is our record-setting drought going to end during the outdoor music fest?
HIIIIII!
I’m not going down first, YOU go down first
View from section 445, row 18,563, altitude 22,000 ft #worldfootballchallenge
I’m a one-eyed step derrrr
because yeah, cat owners always take their cats outside to poop #anticatpropaganda
Fleabag
Tom cat
Swordfish
I was looking forward to reading the Copywriting For Geeks “mini-ebook” that I heard about recently. It has its own domain and everything: http://copywritingforgeeks.com/.
It’s not useless, it has a little good information. The page itself uses the techniques described, and I’ll admit, the “First one thousand copies are free. $19 after that” got me, it made me hurry and sign up.
But at it’s root, the real title of this should have been: Make a PowerPoint Out of What Should be a Blog Post, Save to PDF, and Hock it Online as an Ebook.
Look, I’m all for people making money, when they earn it. And this was free, so I wasn’t exactly ripped off. But this is pretty damn thin for something pitched as a “book” that’s supposedly worth $20. My advice: don’t bother.
wishing for thumbs
the guest bath at my in-laws’ new house
wow, okay then
nice mention of @Peladamovie in current issue of @ESPNMag